Today's Players are the illustrious and industrious Boy Sandwich and of course his usual co sandwich-architect, Brother Sandwich.
Ingredients:
Thick white bread - 3 pieces
Ham
Salami
Cheddar Cheese (Mature)
Gherkins
Thickly Sliced tomatoes
Mayonnaise
The Method:
This really is one from the vaults, constructed years ago before we thought to take our sandwich-craft to the masses.
Take the three pieces of bread and spread the mayonnaise on one side of two pieces, and both sides of one piece (the middle piece). Next Slice the Cheese, Gherkins and Tomatoes and place half of them onto the bottom layer along with a layer of salami. Next, add the middle slice, finally adding the rest of the ingredients, not forgetting the ham.
The Result:
Ah, Brother Sandwich, you used to look so young...
Eating Style:
Basic:
Place your hands on the four and eight o'clock sandwich positions, then eat without taking them off the sandwich or moving them.
Advanced:
One sandwich in each hand, each to be consumed in no more than five bites. Don't worry ladies, it all goes straight to the guns.
Respect:
We tested this sandwich in public, and women did swoon, but perhaps not as much as we would have liked, back to the drawing board. Three and a half Pimp Sandwiches out of five.
Next on Sandwitechture: The Long Rider...
